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Thu May 23, 2024
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"I'd love to visit Alaska if only its rivers were orange". Good news, climate change and thawing permafrost are honoring your request
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pick your target: subject is a Renaissance Festival enthusiast, HOA busybody, and accused murderer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taylor Texas teens tattooing trouble teachers
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Farmer gets bird flu from cow in what must have been one hell of a threesome
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(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Man shot twice in Providence. If I were him, I'd really stop going there
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Crouching Tiger Hidden Urinal
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
150 best cities to live in in 2024. Number 146 will put the lead in your pencil
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Remember the Craigslist cruise ship? It's sinking
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 994: "Solar Storm". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 22, 2024
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Why I take NJ Transist bus
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Balloon Festival deflated. Organizers are quickly trying to stuff it back into the basket
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
More and more people around the world who chose wisely where to live are coming right out and admitting the truth: Tourists are terrible people and most places are better off without them
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Climber swept off east face of Mt. Everest was "happiest in the mountains." Briefly, anyway
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Want to make slavery legal again? Try this one simple trick
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1939, the alliance was signed between Germany and Italy, forming what Mussolini called the 'Pact of Steel' after discarding the 'Pact of Blood,' 'Suitcase of Violence' and 'Fanny Pack of Various Atrocities' names
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this solar prominence
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Locals in small coastal Japanese town baffled to see streetlights appearing in the night sky above the ocean. Relieved to find the source isn't actual streetlights but it's close
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Do NOT go on Loch Lubnaig in Scotland, the 'Grim Reaper' is lurking about
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
ChatGPT has been infected by Faux News
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
56% of Americans are financially illiterate, which seems low
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(AOL)
 
 
 
"Instead of office chair, package contained rattlesnake. Would not buy again"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Netanyahu denies that he is starving civilians in Gaza as a tactic of war. Which is ridiculous. I mean, he's blowing them up and shooting them long before they have a chance to starve
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Your testicles contain microplastics and nanoplastics at nearly three times the normal levels. OK, first of all, what are "normal levels" for this? And, second, maybe your testicles have micro- and nanoplastics. Subby's are full of macroplastics
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Crank caller who kept wishing police "Merry Christmas, die" arrested, claims she doesn't remember anything. Ho ho ho
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
American Airlines once again attempting to be the worst Airline in a world where Spirit, Frontier, and RyanAir exist. And in case you think this headline is hyperbole, wait til read why that is
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cautious snake handler
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"Part of making any endeavour is that each one has its own special problems. It's the nature of the process." -Martin Scorsese. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Problematic Edition
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(Potato News Today)
 
 
 
Researchers are just now beginning to understand the fascinating intelligence of potato plants, in which they react to their environments and possess memories rivaling or surpassing those of undecided swing-state voters
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mastercard to use AI to find compromised credit card numbers, in move which some say will cut down on crime but other fear will lead to your credit cards being passed through too many hands with way too many fingers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
NYS Craft Brewer's Festival - Canalside Buffalo, June 22, 2-6PM
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Bellevue apartment building evacuated for reported fentanyl smell. No word on how many brave police officers died attempting to smell it
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bermuda Triangle 2: Electric Boogaloo (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox Baltimore)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to be a mutant take a dive in Baltimore
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Hellbenders released into Middle Tennessee streams. Want to know why?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia denies launching a 'space weapon' in the path of a US satellite, which virtually guarantees that there's a shipping container filled with conscripts armed with sharp sticks in orbit right now
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(Londonist)
 
 
 
Caption these pensioners at Chelsea
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Does the UK need another Milton Keynes? No
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes cuts from John Foxx, Translator, Blue Peter, Fad Gadget, and Talk Talk. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #606. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
STDs are increasing globally, the WHO claims, saying 'Tommy' and 'Quadrophenia' are the most likely culprits
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(National Today)
 
 
 
Today is World Goth Day, so let's all take a moment to consider the contributions of the Eastern Germanic peoples to the fall of the Western Roman Empire through brooding music, dark eyeliner, and black clothing
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man drops his phone then finds it still working fine the next day. FARK: From 12,000 feet
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(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
List of rejected vanity plates, Kentucky edition. Someone really wants a version of DAT ASS and BAD ASS. Drew denies all wrongdoing
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
$600 Willy
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Never bring a Mariachi to a flamethrower fight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
According to a new analysis by someone who has never driven on the Turnpike during rush hour, Jersey drivers are the 5th best in the country
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Howler monkeys falling out of trees. Avocado shortages. Record ocean temperatures. Farm workers dying. A heat dome over Mexico. Another Katrina or two. You want "wrath of God stuff"? You got it
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're going to scam elderly women, make sure you wear appropriate t-shirts
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Drop some french fries within the immediate vicinity of a hungry Seagull? That'll be £200 please (includes dramatic reconstruction of the harrowing incident)
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(X, Twitter, whatever)
 
 
 
Photoshop this runner breaking the tape
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Petunia went from a stray dog in Texas to Wisconsin where she blossomed into a therapy dog who gives understanding and unconditional love to patients and their families. I would gladly let this sweet pup lean into me on Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video)
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